Sociology & Political Science Intersect

SOCIOLOGY

In sociology the second coming happens this way: Jesus arrives on earth and says you men and women are so unhappy. You enslave each other with this old feudal institution called marriage. Women have contraception now. The days where a baby just arrived unplanned (sometimes once a year) are gone. There is no longer the need for a ‘permanent’ relationship just so there is certainty as to children’s ‘father’ & thereby financial responsibility. That is precisely what “Marriage” is in a nutshell. We now have DNA testing as well. Marriage is a piece of paper that says Prince Charles has two sons William & Henry.

No longer do you need to couple up & then say I am married I must put up with him/her through thick & thin.

Golf is exercise & a social outing basically for married men. Guy time.

Young women no longer need to manoeuvre their life to snare “the one”.

And weddings are just “Princess for a day”. Hence the public obsession when someone does marry a real prince.

I abolish marriage.

Ph D theses have been written on this topic. Educated women like Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard are way on board.

POLITICAL SCIENCE

In political science it happens this way. Rupert Murdoch’s secret adopted eldest son turns up and says Rupert you run a crap agenda of phone tapping & celebrity gossip & scandal.  In Australia both sides of politics are much the same. You use papers like The Telegraph in Sydney & The Sun in London to manipulate law & order & terrorism & scandal to scare ordinary folks who work for a living into supporting the right of the ALP or the conservative side of politics. Fox News Channel in the US is rabid. It is time you retired. And when there is a funeral I won’t be there.

THE REAL EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

The real British Empire comprise of:

Canada                                                10 states

Australia & New Zealand       10

United States                          50

Or C.A.NZ.US like Kansas where Dorothy was born in a movie made in 1938.

There are 81 states if you include Bermuda & exclude Puerto Rico & the British West Indies. The extras include South Island, North Island & Northern NSW centred on Newcastle.

It is easy to divide the British Isles into another neat 10.

There is Scotland, then the island of Ireland, Wales & the Isle of Mann.

Then there is Northumbria or the north of England centred on Manchester & also West Midlands centred on Birmingham.

First of the last four is the ancient kingdom of Wessex which had Kings such as Alfred the Great when Denmark had no kings just Viking freemen. Australian womens magazines need to learn that. Move next to Essex & Sussex & London as a state. No Norsex or Nosex of course.

Charlemagne had himself crowned as Holy Roman Emperor by the Pope in Rome on Christmas Day AD800.

Coronation starts on 21 December 2012 on the solar solstice. That is what the Mayan calendar stuff on the internet is really about. Pope Gregory tweeked the calendar in AD 1582 to skip Rome’s missing 10 days. The result is that in 2012 the start of the last cycle of the Mayan Calendar coincides with the solstice. Not the end of the world but the start of the world’s last phase. How long will we last? Time to discuss.

So Australia gets a 10 day summer holiday season through to New Years Day.

I don’t run my life based on monthly lunar cycles. That is 3 religions interdicted.

And also there is a show on at the moment at the Midnight Shift here in Oxford Street, Sydney on a Bollywood theme. The arm movements in Bollywood style do not work with the modern music. It is also like the blackface sketch on Hey Hey It’s Saturday (on Thursday). It is politically incorrect. It is disrespectful to India’s Bollywood culture which will survive the demise of their religion.

Buddhism is more a philosophy than a religion.

HOW TO BALANCE THE US BUDGET

It can be done with the following:

1.         Evacuate Iraq.

2.         40% top marginal tax rate.

3.         Legalise, tax & regulate the cocaine trade which is what Mexico’s President has suggested in the past few days.

CAMILLAGATE & NEW IDEA

An article in the Sun Herald dated 31 July 2011 indicates that the Camillagate phone call by the Duke of Cornwall made on 18 December 1989 was “broken” in the magazine New Idea here in Australia and then re-published in January 1993 in the Murdoch press & other papers in the UK.

The New Idea edition sold 1.3 million copies, doubling its usual circulation.

Now how did that phone call suddenly bob up 3 years exactly after it was made in a magazine in Australia then owned by News Australia?

Was the culprit one of the 29 rogue journalists charged in the Murdoch phone hacking scandal?

Or did some private investigator sit on it for 3 years and find it too hot to handle in the UK and then send it by carrier pigeon to a mate in Sydney?

Maybe he just reasoned it through without consulting anyone. What I have is unpublishable in Britain. I need to get it to “the colonies” to a magazine aimed at women where it will do wonders for circulation. Clever of me. It took only 3 years to work it through.

SOME REQUESTS

1.         TO HM THE QUEEN OF WESSEX & ALL ENGLAND & WHATEVER ELSE PRESENTLY STILL REMAINS

Please add Sydney to the itinerary & also visit a new state capital at Newcastle in Northern NSW.

2.         TO MR BARRY O’FARRELL

We need to start directly electing the governor at the state level like they do in the USA and move at the state level towards their model of governance. Can we appoint Andrew Stoner as Governor of northern NSW centred on Newcastle and yourself as Governor of Sydney with the state capital shifted to Parramatta.

3.         TO MR B H OBAMA

Can we talk about teaming up for the Democratic nomination in 2012 when you come to Australia in November 2011? I hope to find Chris Christie somewhere on the GOP ticket.

4.         TO UNCLE KEITH RUPERT MURDOCH

It is time to depart irrevocably & convert Fox News Chanel into “Watch the Throne”.

AND A FINAL WORD ON A FEW POLITICIANS

The difference between OBAMA & OSAMA is just two letters. Every Australian knows what B/S stands for     ……..    British Spies.   What else could they be?

Sarkozy           Sartorial & cosy          i.e. neat, well dressed.

Putin                Putin’ on the Ritz.       QED

Berlusconi       Silver, (not gold).        Italy gets a king. Emperor of somewhere else.

Merkel             Merk##                        sorry Engele

Rudd               KRudd                                    still rather like him though.